History of Anything

Written by: mrdrawerguy

Parody of: History of Everything: Big Bang Theme Song

Progress: Complete

Status: No permission to reuse this song

Lyrics: Our whole universe was just a small black dot,

when nearly 14 billion years ago, expansion started (oh my gosh),

The planets were formed by meteorites, the solar system came to be,

and the Earth had a big whack (that created the moon),

dinosaurs go extinct, and here comes human history

that all started with a big bang!

And the first men were called “homo habilis”

then “homo erectus”,  and migration, discovered fire (fabulous)

homo sapiens bury the dead, last Ice Age dies

the Roman Empire’s here,

the Iron Age, let’s make it clear

the Vikings came like Leif Ericsson, yes they did

(navigated by bird)

The Earth started off not cold,

it’s very philosophical,

it all started with a big bang!

It all started with a big bang!

It’s confusing but I know you’ll know one day,

It will come to you so easily, just sing,

Although you’ll have to learn how

to spell Pangaea yourself!

I’m sorry this was a long song

but it’ll end with a big bang!

(guitar solo)

Some tribes discovered corn,

the RCMP’s uniforms,

Steve Jobs was born, but we’re torn ’cause he’s dead,

(he created the mac)

Oysters and oenology, 

autonumerology,

It all started with a big bang!

Phonies, futurology,

Lincoln, latrinology,

it all started with a big bang!

It all started with a big bang!

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One response to “History of Anything

  1. Pingback: It All Ended with a Big Bang | Behold my Drawesomeness!·

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